I was contemplating the meaning of life and the universe,
and how the big bang was created
and how lucky we are that this earth is "just right" in terms of gravity,
not too strong nor too weak,
plus positioned just the right distance from the sun
without us burning up or freezing,
and then coming to us as people, there where millions of sperm trying to get in that one egg,
and WE WON BITCHES.
then we are born, and live in a great country, and have people who care and love us.
How important is that penthouse now?

F*CKING IMPORTANT B*TCH.. IF MY SPERM WAS THE ONE B*STARD TO MAKE ME, THEN I DONT GIVE A SH*T ABOUT OPRAH AND HER BLACK SH*T.. ITS MY F*CKING PENTHOUSE!!!
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ReplyDeletethis is all I have to say to you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z2Z23SAFVA&feature=player_embedded