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Monday, May 2, 2011

Tuning up, abort the earth.

Check list please!

never washing hair - check
screwing with sleep schedule - check
screwing with diet - check
adding random exercise plan - check

      Well, let's explore my new world, won't we?

Diet is now grapefruit only. No, I'm not trying to lose 12 pounds in a week, rather I am "detoxifying" my body. Life isn't fun when you can expect what will happen all the time.

The hair thing is because of my secret longing to be a jew.

Sleep schedule is the worst, can't concentrate or think at all. Plus a killer headache, but I'll live.

I hope I can find other ways to mess with my body, such as drugs!

but first I will need money, won't I? 

Let's hope I get tired of this whole messing up body thing before Chicago,

But until then, substance abuse! 


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